Average Joe consumers want dongs in average sizes, so Topco added six realistically sized dongs to Wildfire with the Average Joe line. Average Joe The Lawyer Terrence package has a unique story and a biography to sell the fantasy that this guy is awesome; it is just his ding a ling that is average. True to life sized dong 6 insertable inches and 1.5 inches girth. Realistic tip and veined shaft. Realistic, tight balls. Harness compatible suction cup base. Waterproof for play outside the bedroom. Made using phthalate free, non-toxic materials. Thermoplastic Rubber TPR. A water based lubricant is recommended. Line Average Joe. Category: Dongs. Sub category: Non-vibrating. Features body safe materials, phthalate free. Average Joe The Lawyer Terrence Dong is a registered trademark for Topco Sales.