Offensive Office Pens Assorted Sayings 5 Pack from Hott Products. Despicable pens for writing work shit. Guaranteed to make a statement at the office! Stylish, high quality ball point pens, each with a deeply offensive message embossed on the side. Each pack contains five pens with the following messages: 1. Actually, just fuck off. 2. Hands off my pen, prick., 3. I wish I could fucking spell, 4. Property of Cunty McFuckface. 5. These dull fuckers think I'm working. Adults only please. Categories: Party Games, Gifts, Supplies, Adult Gags, Gifts and Novelties, Risque Office Supplies. 2022.