Outrageous Office Pens Despicable Pens For Writing Work Shit Down. Assorted Adult Sayings 5 Pack from Hott Products Unlimited. Want a pen that is really note worthy? Well now you can have fun and create hysterical laughter when you let a friend or coworker borrow your pen with these hysterical assorted sayings pens.Let people really know what is on your mind! Sayings include: Actually, just fuck off, I wish I could fukin spell, Hands off my pen, bitch, These stupid fucks think I'm working, I wanna fucking go home. Features: 5 Nasty Pens included. Great ice breaker. Fun novelty. Categories: Party Games, Gifts, Supplies, Adult Gags, Gifts and Novelties, Risque Office Supplies. Adults only please. 2023.